Why bother with the healing of Jesus when you can sell snake oil and have tea in your presidential suite at the Ritz?

We salute you Pastor Benny for selling spiritual delusion to countless millions of poor souls all over the planet. You take advantage of tax loopholes to cover up your lavish lifestyle, jet, cars, and crib like no one before. All in the name of Jesus. God bless you Benny…

So with a “Whooosh…shabba dabba doo…Jesus!” of spirituality over us, and in your pristine white suit, we eagerly await the crumbs from your champagne and caviar gold encrusted table of Christly majesty only Donald Trump, Hugh Hefner, and the Pope might envy.

OK, so maybe we envy the 22 inch rims on the Hummer just a little, and the pool, and the presidential suite, the jet might be nice once in a while too, oh, and the limo ride to work would be cool but only with the fresh Columbian coffee and fresh Jersey bagels with an ample schmear every morning, and the…

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