Many friends of mine remember that I have a strange fascination with all things Jack Van Impe. I read this bit just now and cracked up. Not only becuase of its absurdity, but because I can really see it happening (Ezekiel 1.22-2.4)! Although Scott needs to include my other “pal” Peter Popoff in the contest. Maybe he’ll make the cut in “Preacher Bowl II”?
- Jack: Honey could you please pass the bread, First Chronicles 23:9, Psalm 14:4, Mark 14:20
- Rexella: Oh, Jack
- Jack: Looks like it will be a nice day today, Matthew 16:2-3, James 1:11
- Rexella: Yes jack
- Jack: Could I get the milk please? Luke 4:4, Job 29:6, proverbs 27:27
- Rexella: Ohhhh Jack
- Jack: … and because of that Scripture verse it is clear that 1 million people will die
- Rexella: Isn’t God wonderful?
- Jack: And not just die, but be tortured horribly
- Rexella: Ooohhh Jack, Jesus is beautiful
- Jack: And not just a million people but their children too
- Rexella: All the time God is good
- Jack: and their pets
- Rexella: Amen Jack!
- Jack: Let’s go to the bedroom, Mark 10:7
- Rexella: Um… Jack? It sort of ruins the mood when you do that.
- Jack: My mood could never be ruined by you, Proverbs 5:19, Song of Solomon 1:16
- Rexella: Seriously, if you keep up the Scripture thing I’m not going upstairs
- Jack: You have to go upstairs, 1 Peter 3:1-2, Ephesians 5:22
- Rexella: Seriously Jack stop now
- Jack: I can’t, Luke 19:40, Deuteronomy 6:6
- Rexella: You’re sleeping alone tonight
He’s coming soon and, isn’t it so exciting (Judith 10:18)?



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