It's actually quite simple, in order to meet some core stump issues:
"My e-mail overfloweth," said David Overholtzer, a longtime GOP activist in western Iowa's Pottawattamie County. "Amnesty is still very much a hot-button and gay marriage especially is here in Iowa. The view is that we've got to hold our legislators' and governors' feet to the fire."
"I’ve never seen the grass-roots quite as motivated, concerned and angry," said Steve Scheffler, the head of the Iowa Christian Alliance and the state's RNC committeeman.
The marriage issue and other traditional conservative litmus tests aren't likely to fade before the state's next presidential caucuses, either.
via In GOP base, a 'rebellion brewing' – Ben Smith and Jonathan Martin – POLITICO.com.
So here is what I propose:
- Build a wall not just between the U.S. and Mexico to keep them damn, non-English speaking people out who are stealing our farm hand, car-washing, and hotel room cleaning jobs. Put a wall around the entire U.S. to keep all impure agents of cultural and social change and depravity on the other side. Basically if you are not white, church-going (preferably Baptist, Pentecostal, or Methodist), and attracted to the opposite sex – please exit the plane.
- Cut taxes for the wealthy, de-regulate everything, and tell all the working poor to suck it up and deal. They should be happy they have those jobs all those annoying illegal Mexicans once held. Since unions cost corporate money, they should go to. If the first principal holds here, we simply don't need unions any more. Since all that crap about the environment is just "liberal" politics and not based on science anyway, ignore it. You only got one life, so eat, drink, and be happy!
- Let every company fail that should fail and every homeowner hit the streets after foreclosure. Except of course stocks for companies that have paid out substantial GOP lobby money and those companies for which you have a lot of stock funding your retirement portfolio. Oh, and if there are any houses on your street with owners in danger of foreclosing, they need bailout money so that your property value does not drop even further. Now that is truly investing in the future!
- Bring prayer back into schools. And make it corporate prayer to Jesus, the Bible, and the Flag. Now that the liberals and gays are gone, we should all be able to receive the Holy Spirit in school as in church without any whiners getting in the way. People of other religious beliefs should be glad they have a home and sit amongst the Christians in class who are praying for their souls anyway. This will all but eliminate pre-marital sex, make marriages stronger, and thus, we can make abortion a felony punishable by death.
- Allow private companies to finance everything from education to infrastructure. Healthcare is already covered and it's doing fine. Get companies like Blackwater involved in the justice system to start enforcing laws. Also, with every citizen required to carry and conceal a gun, who the hell is going to act up now?
- Start kicking the shit out of any other nation that has the gall to question us. Even if it's atheist/agnostic Europeans with all their liberal and sinful junk, they are guilty of harboring terrorists too. Start by simply annihilating the Middle East so we can assume control of their oil which is what we want anyway.
So there, GOP. Are you with me? Isn't this what you want? I mean, is this not what an ideal nation would look like? Is this not what the founders had in mind?
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