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jesus "the hammer" christ

Matthew posted this awesome picture of Jesus the homoerotic boxer with Yanni hair. I think he's pretty sexy.

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This inspired me to find a Jesus with better abs and more consistent with the biblical narrative. So… I give you:

Jesus "The Hammer" Christ

from

Deity Wrestling Entertainment, Inc.

in

Jesus II: The Revenge

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You better bring your game when Jesus gets ready to lay the beat down on some Romans! He has the power, and he's using it this time to kick some ass back to hell.

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