Presenting the most bizarre biblical exegesis I have seen this side of Harold Camping. I give you… Minister Leroy Swailes While waving children’s books in the air Minister Leroy linked gays and lesbians to pedophilia. He also suggested that LGBT families are “anti-Christ” and flatly stated that gay and lesbian people cannot have human rights [...]
Posts under ‘Real Heroes of the Day’
Real Hero of the Day: I Forgot my Kid, but I Have All My Stuff
I just don't get how you can do this. Now I have lost my son in a crowd before and within minutes I freaked out and found him. Before getting on a plane you do a head count, buddy check, etc. What is wrong with people? Life imitating a bad movie I guess. An Israeli [...]
Real Heroes of the Day: Chapter 3 – Christian Clowns
Here's to you, oh, bastion of coulrophobia. You bring your clowny ways of Jesus into the hearts and minds of our elderly forever frightening them into vegetative states of heavenly bliss. Next time you break out your balloon of righteousness, your funny buttons of glory, over-sized shoes of faith, and funny car of salvation which [...]
Real Heroes of the Day: Chapter 2 – Preachin' the "Truth"
Ok, so this is totally inappropriate, but sooo funny (in a really twisted, detective-cracking-a-joke-at-a-homicide-scene-to-cope kind of way) I had to share. At first I though it was a joke, then I realized that it was "real" and this guy is being sincere. 'Nuff said. (Just don't let kids watch or overhear…lots of bad language).
Real Heroes of the Day: Chapter 1, Verse 2 – Benny Hinn
Why bother with the healing of Jesus when you can sell snake oil and have tea in your presidential suite at the Ritz? We salute you Pastor Benny for selling spiritual delusion to countless millions of poor souls all over the planet. You take advantage of tax loopholes to cover up your lavish lifestyle, jet, [...]
