Jun 15th, 2009
by Drew Tatusko.
Presenting the most bizarre biblical exegesis I have seen this side of Harold Camping. I give you…
Minister Leroy Swailes
While waving children’s books in the air Minister Leroy linked gays and lesbians to pedophilia. He also suggested that LGBT families are “anti-Christ” and flatly stated that gay and lesbian people cannot have human rights because [...]
Aug 4th, 2008
by Drew Tatusko.
I just don't get how you can do this. Now I have lost my son in a crowd before and within minutes I freaked out and found him. Before getting on a plane you do a head count, buddy check, etc. What is wrong with people? Life imitating a bad movie I guess.
An Israeli couple [...]
Oct 12th, 2007
by Drew Tatusko.
Here's to you, oh, bastion of coulrophobia.
You bring your clowny ways of Jesus into the hearts and minds of our elderly forever frightening them into vegetative states of heavenly bliss. Next time you break out your balloon of righteousness, your funny buttons of glory, over-sized shoes of faith, and funny car of salvation which [...]
Sep 28th, 2007
by Drew Tatusko.
Ok, so this is totally inappropriate, but sooo funny (in a really twisted, detective-cracking-a-joke-at-a-homicide-scene-to-cope kind of way) I had to share. At first I though it was a joke, then I realized that it was "real" and this guy is being sincere. 'Nuff said. (Just don't let kids watch or overhear…lots of [...]
Aug 17th, 2007
by Drew Tatusko.
Why bother with the healing of Jesus when you can sell snake oil and have tea in your presidential suite at the Ritz?
We salute you Pastor Benny for selling spiritual delusion to countless millions of poor souls all over the planet. You take advantage of tax loopholes to cover up your lavish lifestyle, jet, [...]