Matthew posted this awesome picture of Jesus the homoerotic boxer with Yanni hair. I think he's pretty sexy. This inspired me to find a Jesus with better abs and more consistent with the biblical narrative. So… I give you: Jesus "The Hammer" Christ from Deity Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. in Jesus II: The Revenge You better [...]
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get religion didn't get it
I should say one author failed to "get it." Mollie responded to my piece lutherans make historic vote, and the AP wire F's it up. But rather than engage the clear language issues, she chooses to fall back onto her ideological haunches. It is quite amazing that if a story fits her ideological framework it [...]
the tornado to stop the "gays"
Who Said It? The tornado in Minneapolis was a gentle but firm warning to the ELCA and all of us: Turn from the approval of sin. Turn from the promotion of behaviors that lead to destruction. Reaffirm the great Lutheran heritage of allegiance to the truth and authority of Scripture. Turn back from distorting the [...]
worst praise song ever?
I am not sure I have heard lyrics as disturbingly gross as this. This is the gutter of love songs to Jesus as if Jesus is asking Christians to feel all warm and snuggly and watch Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants with a box of chocolates. The only reason guys do that with their ladies [...]
laundry harvests and word things for jesus
Words (or things, or word things) of wisdom. If you are doing laundry in the love of God, you can get a harvest. When you say words, you are actually releasing things. Don't believe me? Another notch in the tree of "why Christianity looks stupid."
